Thursday, December 11, 2003

Finally, some important information

While I have enjoyed this Penske File, I have found it to be rather drab and boring. The reason why: it does not solely focus on either the two greatest teams of all time, the patriots and atlanta braves. I mean, what else should anyone actually be concerned about? We all know Mr. Penske himself is a big Yankees fan and I for one have heard enough about this dying franchise. Its time for a breath of fresh air.

First I would like to point out that the New England Patriots are going to end the season with a 16 game win streak. It is no wonder why a team with the greatest defense ever assembled would be so successful. Let's not forget that the patriots only lost to the bills because lawyer milloy knew all of the plays. And their other loss coming to the Redskins saw half of their defense go down with injuries. Besides being riddled by injuries, the Patriots have persevered. Rodney Harrison is the best run stopping safety in the league, tyrone poole is the best corner in the league, richard seymour is the best defensive end in the league and ted washington is a run stopping blob.

Other than point out the obvious, I would like to point out how the patriots are going to win the super bowl and win their next 6 games. First of all, kick returner Bethel Johnson is going to tear every special teams apart. Look out Dante Hall, you now are the second best return man in the league. Other than the fact that Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback/punter of all-time, rookie Brooks Barnard who began his nfl career last week is already in my books a hall-of-famer. He was cut by the Bears in camp and kicks like a sure fire pro bowler.

Most of all, no one can overlook Tom Brady's clutch winning ability. Ever close game is a Patriots win. You'd have to be stupid to give Tom Brady more than 30 seconds to orchestrate a game winning drive. Vinatieri doesn't miss big kicks.

I would just like to post that I have bet a certain ankur nigam that the patriots will defeat the chiefs at gillette stadium. He better hope its not a snow game. We all know from legend that the Chiefs are terrible in the snow (aka. a certain madden 2004 matchup in which i was victorious). I look for a big game out of mike cloud, ex-chief. Let's not forget that Deion Sanders says the Pats are the best team in the afc. Frankly, I dont see any team in the nfc that can win a super bowl. Both the Eagles and Rams are proven chokes in the playoffs. It is apparent to me that ankur nigam was a fool to bet me. A fool. Oh yeah, a fool. Yeah, that's right.

Well, i'd like to elaborate on baseball, but i will make all of my fans wait in anticipation.

Signing off,
Bob Kraft

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